At one point or another, each of us has wondered whether Aaron Rodgers was somehow not of this world. Is he a cyborg? Is he a time traveler back from the football future here to rewrite the history books? Perhaps he is an alien from another galaxy that is far superior to ours in technology and football I.Q. After week four of the 2011 season, the answer has finally been revealed. As shown in this photo from Sunday's 49-23 dismantling of the Denver Broncos, Aaron Rodgers is clearly an alien!League officials were first tipped off that Rodgers was from another galaxy during the second quarter when he ran through the entire Denver defense for a touchdown. Suspicions peaked after his second rushing touchdown later in the contest. When Rodgers accounted for his sixth touchdown of the day, his cover was blown, proving that aliens can be BIG green men as well.
Aaron Rodgers went 29 for 38 for 408 yards, 4 passing touchdowns and two rushing touchdowns as well. In total, six of his team's seven touchdowns came from him. Officials believe that this offensive behavior clearly points towards aggressive and maniacal intent. Reached for comment, NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell said "It is now clear that we as a league have unwittingly allowed a superhuman being to infiltrate our organization, and in doing so, have endangered the careers of defensive players league wide. Although we are working towards a peace accord with the being known as Aaron Rodgers, it would appear at this time that it remains bent on world conquest. Indeed, God help us all."
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